As you can probably tell by her name, Megan Womeldorf (pronounced MAY-ghun) is a naturally born Texan with a load of German heritage piled into her last name (which in English translates literally to dorf of the womel.) Yes, we too have no idea what any of this means. We do know however that Megan’s the person we lean on to keep our front office (and all the other crevices hidden in and around our office) running smooth like a finely tuned German clock. And despite what you may have seen about her on the major news networks back in 2013, NO, she is not from middle earth, and NO, she is not related to any characters in those books by J.K. Rowling. The parts about her being a totally dorf writer and a completely womel soccer player are, however, entirely true.